10 Things I Just Can’t Handle

Happy Monday guys! I had this random thought that came to my head the other day and caught myself saying, “man that drives me crazy.” I said it so many times that I started laughing to myself thinking, am I just grumpy or do I have a legit point here? I mean, I’m sure I’m not alone but then again I’m sure I do a lot of things that annoy other people too so who the heck knows. Regardless, lets have a little fun today and lighten up the mood. Here are 10 things I just can’t handle in life:

1. People who are always late.

I mean… WHY. You know how long it takes you to get ready so how are you always late? 15 minutes is one thing, but 45 minutes? An hour? What drives me crazy is when people think that their time is more valuable than anyone else’s. Sheesh.

2. Cotton Balls.

I legit hate them. I don’t know what it is but they give me goosebumps all over my body and send chills down my spine. One they get wet with product or water I’m fine, but I can’t touch a dry cotton ball to save my life. Think of it as my “nails on a chalkboard.”

3. People who don’t cover their mouth when they cough/sneeze.

I just want you to know that your mouth juices are flying 30 feet from your face at 100mph. Cover that shit.

4. The {…} bubble on your iPhone text.

Okay, maybe it’s a love/hate relationship. But you know when you’re texting a friend/bf and you ask them a question, then you see them responding because of the {…} so you are waiting anxiously by your phone for a response and then guess what… you never get a message. It’s like some ninja shit that drives me crazy.

5. People who’s text messages come green.

I know, I know.. I’m just gonna come out & be the asshole who says it. I’m sorry.

6. When the car wash doesn’t dry my car.

I take my car to the car wash, pay my $20 and just want them to dry the underside of my rear view mirrors so the water doesn’t splash along my doors and windows. Is that too much to ask?

7. The ASPCA commercials

I literally cannot watch one of those ASPCA commercials without completely balling my eyes out. In fact, I either have to leave the room, change the channel or fast forward through because it happens without fail every damn time. Especially when they add that Sarah Mclachlan music. My heart just melts.

8.  Celebrity news

Do I really need to know that Kim Kardashian just ate a salad and used pine nuts instead of walnuts? Why is this news? Sigh….

9.  When someone takes the machine right next to you at the gym

Especially when the gym is empty & there are about 20 others completely open. Just sayin…

10. People who chew with their mouths open

I do not understand why this is still even a thing. Why is it so hard for a grown-ass adult to chew with their mouth closed? Like seriously, if you are over the age of seven please close your damn mouth, I beg you. There is nothing worse than when you are on a date or just out for a meal with your friends and someone with is across from you just chomping away.

What are your biggest pet peeves?!

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